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   I  was fishing last week in the ocean on a commercial boat off Bodega Bay, California.  I was cutting fish line

 off a hook to use when my knife slipped and the second hook on the line burried itself into the back of my hand.  I thought to myself “you stupid shit, look what you just did”.  The hook went 3/4 of an inch under my skin and the point was below the skin surface.  Hmmm.  I thought if I pull the hook out the same way it went in, the barb on the end of the hook would rip the meat by snagging everything on the way out.  After all the barb was put on the hook to keep it from coming off easily.  

A deck hand on the boat saw my hand and said “eeuu that is a bad one”.  I basically had two choices:  1.  Pull the hook out the way it went in and rip flesh in the process.  or 2. Shove the hook further in my hand until the tip came back out the surface of my skin.   Those were two choices I rather not have to make.  Too bad, you are stuck dude so deal with it.  

I chose the second option.   Push the hook in further.   I braced my arm on the boat rail so my reflexes didn’t cause more damage.  The deck hand took his pliers and grabed the back of the hook.  I looked away and waited for the next step.  With one solid action, the hook was shoved through my skin making a new hole.  I let out one burst of pain yelp.  I could now see the one barb on the hook showing above the surface.  Then the deck hand cut the barb and hook point off with his plyers.  

Now the half a hook had no barbs and was easily backed out the way it went.  I was glad that little adventure was over.  I applied some hydrogen peroxide to my two puncture holes to disinfect the area.

I learned how to get a hook out of your body with the minimum amount of collateral damage.  I hope I never have to use my painful lesson again in the future, but you never know what might happen.  

Now that I was “fixed” ( not in the     veterinarian sense of the word),  I went back to fishing for the rest of the day.  By the way I did catch about seven rock cod so I will get my dosage of omega 3 vitimins next week by eating the fish.  

This is what the bent and cut off barb fish hook looked like after extraction.  I was glad to get that out of my system.

Now, I can hardly wait until my next chance to go fishing.  It is a lot of fun.

Now all I need to do is grow some new skin to fill in the perforations and I will be as good as new.

Now don’t try this at home boys and girls.

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INACTIVE MAN:

A lack of exercise could be killing twice as many people as obesity in Europe, a 12-year study of more than 300,000 people suggests.
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Inactivity ‘kills more than obesity’: World News:


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University of Cambridge researchers said about 676,000 deaths each year were down to inactivity, compared with 337,000 from carrying too much weight.

They concluded that getting everyone to do at least 20 minutes of brisk walking a day would have substantial benefits.

Experts said exercise was beneficial for people of any weight.

Obesity and inactivity often go hand in hand.
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However, it is known that thin people have a higher risk of health problems if they are inactive. And obese people who exercise are in better health than those that do not.

The study, published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, attempted to tease out the relative dangers of inactivity and obesity.

Obese v Inactive:

Researchers followed 334,161 Europeans for 12 years. They assessed exercise levels and waistlines and recorded every death.

“The greatest risk [of an early death] was in those classed inactive, and that was consistent in normal weight, overweight and obese people,” one of the researchers, Prof Ulf Ekelund told BBC News.

He said eliminating inactivity in Europe would cut mortality rates by nearly 7.5%, or 676,000 deaths, but eliminating obesity would cut rates by just 3.6%.

Prof Ekelund added: “But I don’t think it’s a case of one or the other. We should also strive to reduce obesity, but I do think physical activity needs to be recognised as a very important public health strategy.”
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Woman walking
Prof Ekelund, who is based in Norway, is into cross country skiing and clocks up at least five hours of vigorous exercise each week.

However, he says all it would need to transform health, is brisk walking.

“I think people need to consider their 24-hour day.

“Twenty minutes of physical activity, equivalent to a brisk walk, should be possible for most people to include on their way to or from work, or on lunch breaks, or in the evening instead of watching TV.”

The diseases caused by inactivity and obesity were largely the same, such as cardiovascular disease. However, type 2 diabetes was more common with obesity.
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BBC News-Inactivity ‘kiIIs more than obesity’:
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Tackle both

Commenting on the findings, Barbara Dinsdale, from the charity Heart Research UK, said: “This study once again reinforces the importance of being physically active, even when carrying excess weight.

“Changing your lifestyle is all good news for heart health, but physical activity is always easier to achieve and maintain without carrying the extra ‘body baggage’ of too much weight.”

Prof John Ashton, president of the Faculty of Public Health, said changes were needed to make exercise easier.

“We need substantial investment in cycling infrastructure to make our streets safer.
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“If more people cycled or walked to work or school, it would make a big difference in raising levels of physical activity.”

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Inactivity ‘kills more than obesity’ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-30812439
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The Farallon Islands, or Farallones, are a group of islands and sea stacks in the Gulf of the Farallones, off the coast of San Francisco, California, USA. Wikipedia

Area: 104 acres (42 ha)

Management: United States Fish and Wildlife Service
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German Federal Coast Guard.

“Küstenwache”. For the German television series, seeKüstenwache (TV series).

German Federal Coast Guard
Küstenwache des Bundes

Logo of the German Federal Coast Guard.Agency overview Governmental:Government agency
Jurisdictional structure
Federal agencyGermanyGeneral nature
Federal law enforcement
Specialist jurisdictionCoastal patrol, marine border protection, marine search and rescue.Operational structure
Services provided byBundespolizei/Federal Police, Federal Agency for Agriculture and Nutrition, Federal Waterways and Shipping Administration andZollkriminalamtUniformed asGerman Federal Coast Guard

The German Federal Coast Guard (German: Küstenwache des Bundes) is a civilian law enforcement organisation whose primary missions are border protection, maritime environmental protection, shipping safety, fishery protection and customs enforcement. The Küstenwacheis an association of several federal agencies, not a single entity like the United States Coast Guard.

The agencies that make up theKüstenwache have a common plan of action and direct their operations from two Coast Guard Centers (German:Küstenwachzentren), Neustadt (Holstein) for the Baltic Sea and Cuxhaven for the North Sea.

Structure and responsibilities.
Ship Names:

The Arkona multi-purpose vessel

Another image of theArkona

Units and personnel from these federal agencies make up the coast guard:

Bundespolizei (Federal Police), Ministry of the Interior Waterways and Shipping Offices, Federal Waterways and Shipping Administration (WSV), Federal Ministry for Transport, Construction and Urban Development (Maritime Customs Service), Federal Customs Administration, Federal Ministry of FinanceFederal Agency for Agriculture and Nutrition (BLE),Federal Ministry of Consumer Protection, Food, and Agriculture

Coast guard personnel

The personnel serving with theKüstenwache include both police officers (in the case of the Bundespolizei andWasserzoll) and civilians from the Waterways and Shipping Office and other agencies.

Küstenwache personnel do not have combatant status as it is not a military unit as othercoast guards are. In contrast, the United States Coast Guard is both a military service and a law enforcement organisation and its commissioned officers have both police and military powers. However, police officers serving with the Küstenwache retain their usual police powers, adjusted to the maritime nature of their job.

SHIPS:
Customs cruiser Glückstadt

German Federal PoliceBP23 Bad Düben

German Federal PoliceBP21 Bredstedt

A total of 27 ships and boats from the aforementioned institutions are in operation (Bundespolizei: six ships;Wasserzoll: eight customs cutters, four customs cruisers; WSV: three multi-purpose ships; BLE: two fishery protection boats, three fishery research ships).

The ships are all marked with the legend “Küstenwache” as well as a black-red-gold signeton the hull and the coast guard’s coat-of-arms. However, the hull colour differs from agency to agency: blue for theBundespolizei and black for the WSV and BLE.

A number of helicopters and planes are in use as well.

Some Ships:

BP17 BayreuthBP21 BredstedtBP22 NeustrelitzMS HiddenseeMS PriwallMS KalkgrundFSB SeeadlerHamburgSUBS MellumWikimedia Commons has media related to German Federal Coast Guard.
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Küstenwache des BundesSeite beobachten

Wappen der Küstenwache

Die Küstenwache des Bundesbildet als Koordinierungsverbund von Bundesbehörden dieKüstenwache derBundesrepublik Deutschland.

AufgabenBearbeiten

Zu den Aufgaben der Küstenwache gehört der maritime Umweltschutz, die Sicherheit im Schiffsverkehr, der Fischereischutz, die Überwachung der Zollgrenzen) und der polizeiliche Grenzschutz, wobei es nach demSeeaufgabengesetz viele übertragene Aufgabenbereiche untereinander gibt. Die beteiligten Behörden stimmen den Einsatzplan der Fahrzeuge ab und steuern im Lagezentrum See des Maritimen Sicherheitzentrum Cuxhaven (MSZ) die aktuellen Einsätze für Nord- und Ostsee. Das Küstenwachzentrum Ostsee in Neustadt wurde aufgelöst.

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Der Küstenwache gehören Fahrzeuge folgender Bundesministerien, Behörden und Bundesanstalten an:

Zuständige Behörden/Anstalten:Organisation/Verwaltungszweig:Übergeordnetes Ministerium:Bundespolizeidirektion Bad BramstedtBundespolizei (BPol)Bundesministerium des Innern (BMI)Wasser- und Schifffahrtsdirektion Nord und Wasser- und Schifffahrtsdirektion NordwestWasser- und Schifffahrtsverwaltung des Bundes (WSV)Bundesministerium für Verkehr, Bau und Stadtentwicklung(BMVBS)Kontrolleinheit SeeSee)Bundeszollverwaltung(BZV)Bundesministerium der Finanzen(BMF)Bundesanstalt für Landwirtschaft und Ernährung (BLE)Bundesministerium für Ernährung, Landwirtschaft und Verbraucherschutz(BMELV)

Die Weisungsbefugnisse liegen unabhängig von dieser Organisation weiter bei den entsprechenden Behörden, nämlich der Bundespolizei, demWasserzoll), denWasser- und Schifffahrtsämtern und der Bundesanstalt für Landwirtschaft und Ernährung.

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Zollkreuzer Helgoland(ein SWATH-Schiff) beim Einlaufen in den Hafen von Cuxhaven.

Es werden zahlreiche Schiffe und Boote der genannten Institutionen (u. a. BPOL: sechs Schiffe; Zoll: acht Zollboote und vier Zollkreuzer; WSV: vier hochseegängige Mehrzweckschiffe, BLE: dreiFischereischutzboote) eingesetzt.

Die Fahrzeuge sind optisch einheitlich (Schriftzug „Küstenwache“, die Schwarz-Rot-Gold-Kennzeichnung am Schiffsrumpf und das Wappen der Küstenwache), allerdings unterscheiden sich die Grundfarben. Die Grundfarbe der Fahrzeuge der Bundespolizei ist Blau, die des Zolls Grün, die der Wasser- und SchifffahrtsverwaltungSchwarz und in der Regel mit weißen Aufbauten und die der Bundesanstalt für Landwirtschaft und Ernährung Schwarz mit grauen Aufbauten und der zusätzlichen Beschriftung „Fischereischutz“.

Die Seefahrzeuge der deutschen Küstenwache besitzen keine fest eingebaute Bewaffnung (Beispiele:Maschinengewehr oderMaschinenkanone), da sie nicht, so wie beispielsweise dieUS Coast Guard, den Streitkräften angehört. Allerdings führen manche Boote neben den normalen Dienstwaffen der Beamten noch zusätzlichMaschinenpistolen und/oderSturmgewehre mit.

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Neben dem Koordinierungsverbund Küstenwache bestand inSchleswig-Holstein von 1995 bis zur Auflösung Ende 2005 eine selbstständigeKüstenwache des Landes Schleswig-Holstein als Verbund vonWasserschutzpolizei, Amt für ländliche Räume (ALR) und Landesamt für Natur und Umwelt. Da die Zusammenlegung der Kompetenzen unter einem gemeinsamen Dach auf Bundesebene am Widerstand anderer Bundesländer scheiterte, beschloss Schleswig-Holstein, diesen Verbund aufzulösen.

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Kalkgrund

Bredstedt (BP 21)

Hiddensee (FPB 28)

Priwall (FPB 28)

Mehrzweckschiff Arkona

Zollkreuzer Hamburg

Fischereischutzboot Seeadler

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Reloj de la Guardia Costera de la Página Federal

Escudo de Armas de la Guardia Costera

La Guardia Costera de los formularios federales como una red de coordinación de dieKüstenwache federal derBundesrepublik Alemania.

Tarea Editar

Las tareas de la Guardia Costera es parte de la protección del medio marino, la seguridad marítima, la pesca de protección, control de las fronteras aduaneras) y los guardias fronterizos de la policía, y hay muchas tareas transferidas de una a otra demSeeaufgabengesetz. Las partes se pondrán de acuerdo sobre el plan operativo de los vehículos y el control en el centro de gestión del lago de la Seguridad Marítima Centro Cuxhaven (MSZ) las operaciones actuales en el Norte y el Mar Báltico. El Centro de la Guardia Costera del Mar Báltico en Neustadt se disolvió.

Jurisdicción Editar

La Guardia Costera pertenecen a los vehículos siguientes ministerios federales, organismos y agencias federales:

Las autoridades competentes / instituciones: Organización Sucursales / Administración: Ministerio de Padres: Dirección Federal de Policía de Bad Bramstedt Policía Federal (BPOL) Ministerio Federal del Interior (BMI) de Desarrollo Urbano de Aguas y el envío Dirección Norte y Vías Navegables y Dirección de envío NordwestWasser- y administración del envío del Gobierno Federal (WSV) Ministerio Federal de Transportes, Obras Públicas y (BMVBS) unidad de control LakeLake) Administración Federal de Aduanas (BZV) Ministerio Federal de Finanzas () Agencia Federal BMF para la Agricultura y la Alimentación (BLE) Ministerio Federal de Alimentación, Agricultura y Protección del Consumidor (BMELV)

Los poderes de transferencia son independientes de este organismo continúan con las autoridades correspondientes, a saber, la Policía Federal, demWasserzoll), denWasser- y oficinas de envío y la Agencia Federal para la Agricultura y la Alimentación.

Vehículos Editar

Inch crucero Helgoland (un barco SWATH) que llegan en el puerto de Cuxhaven.

Hay numerosos barcos y embarcaciones mencionadas instituciones (u a BPOL: seis barcos, pulgadas: .. Ocho pulgadas barcos y cruceros de cuatro pulgadas; WSV: cuatro buques polivalentes oceánicos, BLE: tres de protección de los barcos de pesca) se utilizan.

Los vehículos son uniformes ópticamente (escribiendo “guardacostas”, el etiquetado, oro y negro rojo en el casco y el escudo de la Guardia Costera), sin embargo, los colores primarios son diferentes. El color base de los vehículos de la Policía Federal es azul, las costumbres verdes, que es por lo general con la superestructura blanca y la Agencia Federal para la Agricultura y la Alimentación Negro con cuerpos grises y la anotación adicional “Pesca de protección”. Vías Fluviales y Navegación Administración y Negro

Los vehículos marítimos de la Guardia Costera de alemán tienen sin armamento incorporado (ejemplos: Máquina de cañón pistola o máquina), como no lo hacen, como por ejemplo la Guardia Costera Dieus, las fuerzas armadas pertenece. Sin embargo, algunos barcos se ejecutan, además de los brazos normales de servicio de los oficiales con ametralladoras, además, rifles y / o de asalto.

Solución especial Schleswig-Holstein Editar

Además del compuesto de coordinación de la Guardia Costera inSchleswig-Holstein existió desde 1995 hasta finales de 2005, una resolución independiente guardacostas de Schleswig-Holstein como vonWasserschutzpolizei compuesto, Oficina para las Zonas Rurales (ALR) y la Agencia Estatal para la Naturaleza y el Medio Ambiente. Desde la unión de fuerzas fallaron bajo un mismo techo a nivel federal, la resistencia de otros Länder, Schleswig-Holstein decidió disolver esta asociación.

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Kalkgrund

Bredstedt (BP 21)

Hiddensee (FPB 28)

Priwall (FPB 28)

Buque multiusos Arkona

Inch crucero Hamburgo

Buque de vigilancia pesquera Águila

Buque de vigilancia pesquera Sea Hawk

Pesca mono buque de vigilancia

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